Selasa, 30 November 2010

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Aditi Agarwal is a South Indian actress. She made her debut in Raghavendra Rao's Gangotri (2003) with Allu Arjun. She played actor Prakash Raj's daughter who falls in love with her servant in this movie. The actress, who is Arthi Agarwal's sister, has also acted in M.S.Narayana’s Koduku.











Sabtu, 27 November 2010

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Prachi hails from Hanuman Bhagda, Valsad and was born in Surat, Gujarat. She studied in St Joseph Convent, Panchgani and completed her schooling till ninth grade in Surat. After that, she went to Pune for higher studies. She studied at Sinhagad college, Kondhwa, Pune.

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Her upcoming movies are a comedy Life Partner with Tusshar Kapoor and Once Upon A Time In Mumbai with Emraan Hashmi.

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Prachi Desai’s first role in television was with Balaji Telefilms’ Kasam Se on Zee TV as Bani. She was part of the serial until 2008. She became the surprise winner of Jhalak Dikhla Ja 2 after returning back to the show as a wild card entry.

In Vodafone’s Yeh Hai Jalwa she was seen as a mentor for the team ‘Masti Ki Paathshaala’. She won the Sabse Favourite Kaun’s Best Newcomer Award as as well as Best Actress on Television at the Kalakar’s Awards.





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Selasa, 23 November 2010

The Canadian Touch

 

 

 
 
 
 

It is the VETERAN , not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion.
It is the VETERAN , not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press.
It is the VETERAN , not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech.
It is the VETERAN , not the campus organizer, who has given us freedom to assemble.
It is the VETERAN, not the lawyer, who has given us the right to a fair trial.
It is the VETERAN , not the politician, Who has given us the right to vote.

 

It is the VETERAN , who salutes the Flag,

 

It is the veteran , who serves under the Flag,

  
 
 

 
I don't usually suggest that many emails be forwarded,
but I'd be EXTREMELY proud if this one reached as many as possible.
We can be very proud of our young men and women in the service no matter where they serve.

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My 1 day of Employment

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So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter,a good find for many retirees,
I lasted less than a day......

About two hours into my first day on the job a very loud, unattractive, mean-acting woman walked into the store with her two kids,

yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance. 

 
As I had  been instructed, I said pleasantly, 'Good morning and welcome to Wal-Mart.  Nice children you have there. Are they twins?'
The ugly woman stopped yelling long enough to say, 
'Hell no, they ain't  twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7.  Why the hell would you think they're twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?'
 
 So I replied, 'I'm neither blind nor stupid, Ma'am, I just  couldn't believe you got laid twice.  
Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart.'

My supervisor said I probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
  


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Little Johnny....
 
"Class, today's assignment is to spell and
use the word 'DOUGH' in a sentence."
[][]


"Jane, you go first..."



[]"Dough, D O U G H,

[]Italians make pizza with dough."
[]
Very good, Jane... now let's hear from Mary.




[]"Dough, D O U G H,
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My brother makes things with play dough."




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"Yes, Johnny,
do you have something to add?"
My []mom says my dad doesn't make enough dough,
and he's so bad in bed

she uses a dill dough."


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Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.
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Two great white sharks swimming in the ocean spied survivors of a sunken ship.  "Follow me son" the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to the mass of people.  "First we swim around them a few times with just the tip of our fins showing."  And they did.  "Well done, son!  Now we swim around them a few times with all of our fins showing." And they did.  "Now we eat everybody." And they did.
When they were both gorged, the son asked,"Dad, why didn't we just eat them all at first?  Why did we swim around and around them?"
His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without the shit inside!"
 
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Now you know...
Why Sharks Circle You Before Attacking.
 

                                                                                                                            
                              
                                                                                        
100% fiction!

Mom & Dad had gone out on the weekend and we had to stay back because
of the endless assignments we had from college. It was just me and my
younger brother alone in the house. Some days back I had forgotten to
knock on the door of Jeremy"s room and had entered the room only to
discover that he had come out of shower without his towel on. I had a
glimpse of his massive cock hanging partially limp and had turned
around to avoid an embarrassing situation. He might have noticed me
have a look at it but we never talked about it.

Two days later, we were alone at home and I could not stop myself from
thinking dirty about Jeremy. I just wanted to play with his cock once,
just once. So I thought of giving it a go. I dressed up and told
Jeremy that I was going out with my friends. He heard me and went back
to his room. I put on my sandals and while leaving the house left one
of the porn movies on the table of the living room which was easily
visible if anyone entered the living room. I then shut the door behind
me and left for the mall. I had to somehow call my studious brother to
the living room once so that he could notice that movie DVD. So I
called him up to tell him that I would be late and he should go to
sleep early. The phone was positioned in the living room so I was
hoping that he had noticed that movie disc. I made an excuse to my
friends and rushed back home.

On reaching back, I tried to peek inside through the window to see if
my plan had worked. It actually had! He was there, slowly jerking his
tool while he sat on the couch and the girl in the movie was giving a
blow job to the guy. I sneaked inside the house and dummied my walk to
the door of the living room.

I shouted - "Jeremy! What the hell are you doing!?’ Jeremy stood up
with his hand still on the tool, embarrassed.
"What? You were jerking off looking at the video?’ Jeremy was in a
state of shock.

He stuttered, "What are you doing here? You were supposed to come
late." I shouted again, "I got done early, but that does not mean that
you would do such a disgusting stuff!’ I moved closer to the TV set
to turn it off. I stopped with an angry and stunned look on my face
and shouted again, "You pervert! You were fantasizing me while you
were jerking off. Weren"t u!?’ I said that because the girl who was
giving a blowjob in the movie wore the same clothes as I was wearing
at that time. Both of us were wearing a red strapless cocktail dress.
This was on purpose to corner my brother. Jeremy, now even more
stunned, turned around to look at the TV to realize that the girl was
actually wearing the same clothes. He was perplexed. He apologized,
"Amy, I was not fantasizing you. This was just coincidence, I am sorry
for my behaviour. Sorry Amy. Please forgive me."

I could not let go of the opportunity so I blasted him saying,
"Jeremy. You are going to pay for this immature behaviour. I m going
to complain to Mom & Dad and they will then punish you. I could never
imagine that my own brother would jerk off thinking about his elder
sister. Jeremy, you are disgust!’ Jeremy, shaken, "Please Amy,
please, I did not do what you are accusing me of. Please do not tell
mom & dad about this. I was not fantasizing you.’ I continued
shouting at him until he finally broke down.

This was my moment. I showed off that I had suddenly melted because my
brother was so hurt. I went over to him to hold him and get him seated
on the couch. I tried to calm him down and told him that I would not
mention this to Mom & Dad on the condition that he won"t repeat this
behaviour. He was still sobbing, trying to explain that he was not
thinking about me when he was jerkin off. All this while, he was
devoid of his shorts and his massive limp dick was still visible
clearly. I wanted to see it erect and soon. So I started caressing his
hair with one hand and his thigh with another telling him, "Jeremy, it
is ok. Let us try and forget what happened and try to make sure this
does not happen again. It is not correct." While caressing his thighs
my hand kept touching his genitals occasionally in my attempt to
arouse him again.



"Jeremy, it happens. It"s not entirely your fault. It"s the age. I
know sometimes it is difficult to fight this. But you should not think
about me. You can fantasize about your girlfriend but not me. Why
would you want to fantasize about me anyway? I don"t even look good".
I wore a lusty look on my face now. He exclaimed, "No Amy. You are
beautiful. Actually you are much better than most of my female
friends. They are all jealous of you. In fact, one of my friends
confessed he wanted to date you." I smirked, "Liar!" He must have been
having mixed feelings by then and looked completely confused. But his
dick thought straight. It was gaining erection. I was trying to
provoke him. My legs were touching his. I continued till I could see
the full erection. Then while still caressing his hair, I brought his
attention to his now erect dick. He was obviously embarrassed but
could not do anything about it. "Did you see that Jeremy? Your mind
just never stops wandering. You can"t stop it till you train it. Your
dick is erect and I m sure you must be thinking about me by your
side." Jeremy-"No Amy, I am not thinking about you. I was thinking
about my girlfriend." Me-"Anyway, I don"t think I can teach you
anything in this department until you drain off you dick.

 It needs that. Go to the washroom and do that." He got up embarrassed
and walked towards the washroom. I asked, "Jeremy, how many times have
you had sex with your girlfriend?’ Jeremy turned around, showing
off his erection again, "Amy, things have been a bit complex lately.
We have not really gone beyond kissing." "You must be joking Jeremy!
Don"t tell me that you are still a virgin! I see you guys make out a
lot of times!" "Yea, Amy. But she says she needs some time before we
could sleep together." "Aww... my li"l brother. Seems that you are
going through a rough patch in you sex life. Everything will be fine."
With this I walked towards him to hug him. We hugged and I could feel
his dick poke into me. I told him about that for which he apologized.
I then walked him to the washroom and accompanied him inside telling
him to wash it off properly.

"Amy, are you going to stick around here while I do it?" "Yes Jeremy,
I want to ensure you do it correctly. And by the way, I would suggest
you do not play with yourself at all. You should not masturbate when u
already have a girlfriend." "But Amy..." "Jeremy, doing it naturally
gives much more pleasure than masturbating. Don"t waste your sperm
like that. Feed it to your gal. I m sure she would like it." "But Amy,
she does not want it for now." "I"ll have to drain it off the gutter
right now. Also, I don"t really know how it feels to be sucked on by a
girl. So I m pretty much ok masturbating." "Aww... Honey..." I started
caressing his hair. "Jeremy, now that you talk like that, I feel it is
required that you know how it feels to be sucked by a girl." I use my
other hand to caress his dick. He looked stunned by my move. I
exclaimed, "Jeremy, I am doing this. But it"s just once and I am doing
this because I want u to stop masturbating. And I want to cheer you
up." With that I went down on my knees, rounded his dick in my hands,
kissed it once and then slid it inside my mouth. I could not see
Jeremy while I was doing this but he must have felt intense pleasure
because I could hear him say, "Yea... so gud", while he caressed my
hair and stroked my head to assist me with the job. These porn movies
have definitely taught him something. His dick was so big. At least 8
inch because I could not reach its far end even while it was touching
my throat. Jeremy was new to this so he kept stroking my head hard and
that was choking me because of the size of this dick. Nevertheless, I
enjoyed that. Meanwhile I continued playing with his balls and he
continued caressing my hair. He exclaimed, "Amy, I am going to cum." I
heard that and prepared myself for him to cum.

The moment he began to cum, I started sucking onto his dick making
sure I did not waste a drop. After all I had to prove him that
masturbating was no good and his cum was not meant to be wasted. The
moment I finished, I looked up. I could see Jeremy had his best time.
He was so relieved. He looked at me and smiled. "Amy, you were right.
This is so much better than masturbation. But you did not do a good
job. Some of cum is still leaking from your mouth. I realized he was
saying the truth. He had cummed so much that it was difficult for me
to swallow everything and thus some of it had dropped from my face to
my neck and was now flowing into my cleavage. I tried to wipe it from
my hands but he held me. I was surprised. He was actually holding my
hands and raised me.

"Amy, I will help you finish the job. I will not let a drop of my cum
be wasted." With that, he pinned me to the wall and started sucking on
my neck moving downwards sucking all the cum. I was unable to stop him
given the pleasure of him sucking the cum from my body. It was too
late by the time I realized that he had unhooked my dress on by his
licking of the cum from my neck and maybe he could see a look of lust
in my eyes because the very next moment he was locked me in his kiss
and before I could help myself, we were pinned together against the
wall kissing passionately caressing each other"s hair. My dress was
still unhooked but lay in position. I wanted to move away but I could
not. He then laid his hand on my buttock and squeezed hard. I moaned
but he pulled me back and continued kissing. He had taken complete
control over me. He was now squeezing my breasts too. I thought maybe
he had forgotten that it was me and not his girlfriend so I tried
pushing him away as this was going a bit too far. The deal was only
about a blow-job. Nothing else. That too was my decision. So I had to
call the shots. I pushed him away and straightened my dress and hooked
my dress. He apologized, "Sorry Amy, I could just not resist myself
from feeling you even more. I wanted to taste those lips who had given
my dick so much pleasure. I wanted to repay them. But when I tasted
you, I could just not control myself. You are so much juicier than my
girlfriend. You taste like rose. Your breasts are so soft and tender.
No one is of match to you. I want to give you more pleasure the way
you gave me. I know you are a virgin too. I know you have never
trusted your boyfriend. And I know that you trust me more than him. I
want to honour you by giving you that pleasure you seek from him."
"Jeremy! How can you talk like this? I m your sister! We are not
talking on this anymore." Stunned as I was, I rushed out and ran off
to my room.

I changed my clothes and feel asleep soon. I woke up in the morning
and woke up Jeremy for breakfast. It was a bit awkward now. The day
went well except that we were not able to talk on what happened the
previous night. But it turned out that it was Jeremy who was calling
the shots now. He knew my weaknesses and he was cashing in on them. I
was unaware of his plans. He was avoiding me. He lay on his bed with a
gloomy look on his face. I thought of going ahead and talking to him.
So I sat beside him and while caressing his hair I asked, "Jeremy, I
am sorry for all the confusion last night. I was...’ He interrupted
me by stating, "Amy, you are a liar. I thought you loved me. But u
doesn’t. You love that rascal boyfriend of yours who doesn"t even
bother to call you back. You give me a blow-job. But why? Because you
were unable to make love with him. You just wanted to taste a dick and
you did that. You used me. You left that Movie on the table on
purpose. You were using me all this while." I felt bad by what he said
and confessed, "Jeremy, Honey, I love you. More than anyone. I want to
make a confession. That day when you came out of the shower, I saw
your dick and I could not stop fantasizing about it. So I had to do
all that to play with it for a while. Just that. I was not using you.
Anyway, in the end, you had pleasure and you won"t deny that."

He seemed unsatisfied with that, "Amy, I saw you gazing at my dick the
other day. I knew you wanted it. I know you still want it. I know one
time is not enough for that." He got up and sat beside me caressing my
thighs and giving me a lusty look. He started admiring me. I was
falling for it. I did not notice that his hand was now beneath my
dress and he was going close to my panties and also drifting closer to
me every sec. I could feel his breath on my face. I tried to push him
away but I guess I did not have much strength. He climbed over me,
pinned me on the bed and hugged me with one hand while his other hand
was still exploring me under my dress. He reached it, my vagina. He
started fingering me. The pleasure I was getting was paralyzing me. I
had stopped pushing him away. I had given in. He grabbed the
opportunity and kissed me.

I was beyond my control. I had forgotten our relationship. Now, he was
only my admirer. We were kissing passionately. He grabbed my breasts
and squeezed them hard. He noticed that I did not resist to the
slightest. He knew I was his. He got up, undressed me, took off his
shirt and shorts, threw them across the room and there we were
together naked. Before I could come back to my senses he resumed his
pursuit. He kneaded my breasts and sucked hard on them. He had to keep
me busy, so he handed me his cock and like a baby I kept playing with
my favourite toy. My playing with his cock was warming up his cock
while he feasted on my vagina. The smell of precum drove me mad and I
started sucking on it. Meanwhile he was giving my intense pleasure
tonguing me in my vagina. I could not help but moan occasionally. I
also gave occasional bites on his dick when I was unable to moan. My
admirer seemed to be an expert in pleasing women. In no time, I was
ready, wet enough to be penetrated. He snatched his dick from me and
lip locked me while he positioned himself to penetrate me. Within
moments he was teasing me with his dick as if he wanted me to beg. I
tried to get a hold on his dick but he was too good at evading it.
"Jerr, Don"t tease me honey. Why are you doing this?’ He replied,
"Amy, you won"t get your prize until you surrender yourself. You have
to be my bitch for life. You have to let me fuck you anytime according
to my wish". I was unable to make much out if it except that he will
fuck me if I said yes. So I did, "Jerr, honey just fuck me and relieve
me from this teasing." He wasn"t satisfied with my answer, "Amy, Will
you be my bitch for life, Will you let me fuck you at my wish." I
couldn"t wait any longer, "Jerr, just do it Honey. Anything my love.
Just fuck me. Fine you are my master. Now just stop teasing me." He
Smiled, and forced his mustang deep inside me. "AAh!" My virgin pussy
wasn"t big enough for him. But he did not care. I asked him to take it
easy, but he won"t. His thrusting became faster, his penetration
became deeper. I was getting immune to the pain. The pleasure was
taking over it.



"Fuck me harder Jeremy, Fuck me like your bitch". And he obeyed, my
pussy had lost her virginity and was bleeding but none of us were
bothered. He stopped only 10 mins later when he raised me with a jerk
and pushed his dick inside my mouth, ordering, "I don"t want a drop to
be wasted!" I had to obey. I licked it clean. I was exhausted. Both of
us were. He just fell over me. Kissed me again, "I love you Amy, and I
love the fact that I have succeeded in making you my fuck buddy". It
was then I realized that my attempt to just play with his dick had now
transformed into a situation where I am his bitch and he is the one
who was controlling me from the very first moment. I realized that he
wasn"t a virgin and had merely tricked me into thinking that. He now
takes advantage of that and we have sex together with his girlfriend
but I must admit he is better than my boyfriend.
CUSTOMER SERVICE ?

A lady died this past January, and Citibank billed her for February and March for their annual service charges on her credit card, and added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00 when she died, but was now somewhere around $60.00. A family member placed a call to Citibank.


Here is the exchange
:

Family Member:
'I am calling to tell you she died back in January.'

Citibank
: 'The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member
: 'Maybe, you should turn it over to collections.'

Citibank
: 'Since it is two months past due, it already has been.'

Family Member
: So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?'

Citibank
: 'Either report her account to frauds division or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!'

Family Member
: 'Do you think God will be mad at her?'

Citibank: 
'Excuse me?'

Family Member
: 'Did you just get what I was telling you - the part about her being dead?'

Citibank
: 'Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor.'

Supervisor gets on the phone
:

Family Member
: 'I'm calling to tell you, she died back in January with a $0 balance.'


Citibank
: 'The account was never closed and late fees and charges still apply.'

Family Member
: 'You mean you want to collect from her estate?'

Citibank
: (Stammer) 'Are you her lawyer?'

Family Member
: 'No, I'm her great nephew.' (Lawyer info was given)

Citibank:
'Could you fax us a certificate of death?'

Family Member
: 'Sure.' (Fax number was given)

After they get the fax
:

Citibank
: 'Our system just isn't setup for death. I don't know what more I can do to help.'


Family Member
: 'Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her. She won't care.'

Citibank:
'Well, the late fees and charges will still apply.'

(What is wrong with these people?!?)


Family Member
: 'Would you like her new billing address?'

Citibank
: 'That might help...'

Family Member
: 'Odessa Memorial Cemetery, Highway 129, Plot Number 69.'

Citibank: 'Sir, that's a cemetery!'

Family Member
: 'And what do you do with dead people on your planet???'


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"Your Chuckle For Today cid:257593AC-6EB8-4190-B68D-4C687DE1B3E8
The Candy With The Little Hole 

You have to love little kids.
 

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The children began to identify the flavors by their color:

Red....................Cherry
Yellow................Lemon
Green..................Lime
Orange ..............Orange

Finally the teacher gave them all
HONEY lifesavers.
None of the children could identify the taste.

The teacher said, 'I will give you all a clue. It's what your
mother may sometimes call your father.'

One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled, 'Oh my God! They're ass-holes!


The teacher had to leave the room!


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The   Harley-Davidson Facts   

The   inventor of the Harley-Davidson motorcycle,  Arthur Davidson , died and  went to  heaven.

At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur.  'Since  you've been such a good man and your   motorcycles
  have   changed the world, your reward is, you can  hang out with anyone you  want to in  heaven.'

Arthur thought about it for a minute  and  then said, ' I want to hang out with  God.'

St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne  Room, and  introduced him to God.

God  recognized Arthur and commented,  'Okay, so you  were the one who invented the Harley-Davidson   motorcycle? 'Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's  me...'

God commented:  'Well, what's the  big deal in inventing something that's pretty   unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't  run without a  road?'

Arthur was a bit  embarrassed, but finally spoke, 'Excuse  me,  but aren't you the inventor of woman?'  

God   said, 'Ah, yes.'

'Well,' said Arthur,  'professional to  professional, you have some  major design flaws in your invention  !
1  There's too much inconsistency in the front-end  suspension  




2.   It chatters constantly at high  speeds


3.   Most rear ends are too soft and wobble about  too  much



4.   The intake is placed way too close to the  exhaust

5. The  maintenance costs are  outrageous!!!!


'Hmmmmm,   you may have some good points there,' replied  God, 'hold  on.'

God went to his  Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few  words  and waited for the results.

The computer  printed out a  slip of paper and God read  it.

'Well, it may be true that my   invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur, 'but  according to these  numbers,  
more   men  are  riding my invention than yours'.


 

                              
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