A man who is driving a car is stopped

by a police officer. The
following exchange takes place....

The man says: "What's the problem
officer?"
Officer: "You were going at least 75 in
a 55 zone."
Man: "No sir, I was going 65."
Wife: "Oh, Harry. You were going 80."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Office r: "I'm also going to give you a
ticket for your broken tail
light."
M an: "Broken tail light? I didn't know
about a broken tail light!"
Wife: "Oh Harry, you've known about
that tail light for weeks."
[Man gives his wife a dirty look.]

Office r: "I'm also going to give you a
citation for not wearing your
seat belt."
Man: "Oh, I just took it off when you
were walking up to the car."
Wife: "Oh, Harry, you never wear your
seat belt." Man turns to his
wife and yells: "Shut your mouth,
woman!"

Officer turns to the woman and
asks, "Ma'am, does your husband talk
to you this way all the time?"
wife says: "No, only when he's drunk."